I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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