i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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