just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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