i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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