That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Randomize
