How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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