Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
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Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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