I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
please come you make the beer taste better
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
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That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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