But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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