just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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