I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
