How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
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Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
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Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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