Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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