I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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