I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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