"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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