is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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