it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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