You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Randomize
