i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
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chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
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I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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