Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Randomize
