had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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