yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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