our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
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YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
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I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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