Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
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I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
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Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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