She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
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I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
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Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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