He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
