Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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