Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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