eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
