P.S. I can't hear my feet
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
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Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
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That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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