You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
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I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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