Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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