Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
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I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
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I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me