You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid