Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
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yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
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Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.