My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist