Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
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no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
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And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.