fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Randomize
