Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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