I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Acid is not a monday night drug
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
