idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
