Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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