butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
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