Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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