Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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