So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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