Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
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