If i come over, it means nothing
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
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we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
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ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I have post one night stand depression
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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