Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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