You can't special order awesome
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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