she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
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You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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