why didn't you poke me back
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
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I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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