You surviving the open bar?
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I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
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I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
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Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
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