For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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