Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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