Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
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