i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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